Depraved English by Peter Novobatzky

Depraved English by Peter Novobatzky

Author:Peter Novobatzky
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781466875449
Publisher: St. Martin's Press


lantrify /LANT rif eye/ v To moisten with urine.

A unique and mystifying word. How many things are there that get moistened with urine routinely enough to have necessitated a term for this action? With luck, we shall never know.

“The cookbook had to be recalled when it was discovered that the recipe for chutney quiche on page 84 called for the lantrifying of the crust prior to baking. (It was, after all, supposed to be a vegetarian cookbook.)”

lapidable /LAP id uh bul/ adj Worthy of being stoned.

If you are prevented by courtesy from expressing what you really think of the meal, simply say “The chef is really quite lapidable.”



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